Been reading this way too much.
And I think I'm a little sleep deprived. This is the true story of what happened during our nighttime routine last month:
Hubby: Will you say the prayer tonight?
Me: Sure. [closes eyes]
Our Father in Heaven, we're thankful we could touch such a BEAUTIFUL animal. . . and that it is a seal. . . [wakes up] Wait what?!
Me & Hubby: [laugh uncontrollably]
Soon to come: What does Nacho Libre have in common with my boob?